Welcome, once again, to the main event on the musical calendar. You may have noticed that I've taken a brief hiatus from blogging in 2018, mostly due to my inherent laziness, but what better way to kick off the blogging year than with my beloved (I assume) Eurovision live blog? As always, I have refrained from watching any of the entries in advance so that my reactions are completely spontaneous. I think there is a comment function on the liveblog tool, so if you can work out how to use it then feel free to join in! Stay tuned for memes, gifs, devastating music critiques, and no mean-spirited mockery whatsoever.