Following the success of last year's Eurovision liveblog, I decided to once again comment on the action as it happens during my favourite cultural event of the year. 2017 proved more interesting, upbeat, and generally eurotrashy than 2016's ballad-fest, which, like many other things in that year, was shitty. As with last year, apologies are extended to anyone I've offended. I probably didn't mean it. Unless I was talking about the hosts, in which case I meant every word.
